This is the sorority I want my daughter to join

Alright everyone, put these yellow stickers on your nipples, put away your dignity, and flash the camera on three!

Well, it is Bid Day after all. And it’s not like this is going to come back and bite you in the ass.

In the spirit of R-Rated material and posting in the middle of mad-dash attempts to finish philosophy papers in the wee-hours of the night, Pretzel Day is happy to bring you the Vanderbilt’s Kappa Alpha Theta pledge class! Congratulations on your bids!

Apparently, it is an annual tradition to have this sort of photograph taken (by a professional photographer, mind you). It says quite a lot about what your next four years will have in store for you.

Granted, college wouldn’t be the same without drunk girls exposing their bossums (just ask Joe Francis), but really? So much for Vanderbilt girls being the nerdy, classy southern belles.

To the heartbreak of college guys everywhere, the tradition came to an end when Vanderbilt and the national headquarters of KAT ran across the photo, with both placing sanctions on the chapter. Reports are that the sorority girls are now left to flaunt their low self-esteem in the more private settings of bars and frat houses. You know, where your parents and the rest of the world won’t be able to download you.

In other news, the transfer applications to Vanderbilt have seen a steady increase since the circulation of the photo.

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