Archive for April, 2009

The Protective Power of Cinema

6921_5528662602As many of you know, the Mayans predicted that the world would end December 21, 2012. According to their calculations December 21, 2012 will be the end of the current cycle which, when all is said and done, will have run for 5,126 years. Now, when I first heard the news I was pretty bummed. First off, what are the odds I would be born at the tail end of a 5,126 years long cycle. Second, that’s four days before Christmas. I won’t get any presents.

However, my fears were allayed during spring break two weeks ago.

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Pretzel Day readers, beware!

dr-evilApparently, somebody amongst Pretzel Day’s trio spilled the beans on our attempt to take over the world on April Fool’s Day (I’m not pointing fingers, but Robbie is the only Jew in our midst). For the past few months, we have been secretly planting viruses in computers all around the world. But it is okay, because even though the secret has been leaked, there is nothing anyone can do about it. Now that it is April 1st, we will have control over everyone’s computers, allowing us all up in your personal space – even more than my three hour facebook stalking marathon yesterday.

Our attempts for Y2K may have been foiled, but you won’t be able to stop us now. World domination shall be ours!